Hymnal

 

God Bless My Underpants
Sung by all Knickerbocker patriots to close our circle.
To the tune of “God Bless America”
God bless my underpants,
Brand that I like
I stand inside them
And ride them
‘Tween my buns when I run or I bike!

From the waistband
To the leg hole
To the fly flap, wet with piss,
God bless my underpants!  (Drop pants here)
They look like this!

 

• Limericks
• Father Abraham/The President
• I Used to Work in Chicago
• You’re a Shitty Hare
• The Virgin’s Garter
• Finger in Your Ear
• Do Re Mi
• Rover
• Hymn
• Jesus Can’t Go Hashing